Friday, June 26, 2009
I had the wildest dream
I had a nightmare..Seriously..
Wanna noe what happened?..I bet dat you guys are gonna laughed at this comedy..
I dreamt dat i was in skool,copying noted with Baihaqi..
Then suddenly the back door of the classroom exploded..Looked back and saw Nelson's jackfruit head torn off,Heng qing's backbone came out from his body..
At that moment,something came in from the back door..Wanna noe who dat main character was?..It was Darth Vader..His lightsaber came out and and killed my classmates..
Some of them managed to escaped..I did escaped too..
Some of my classmates jumped out of the window..In my dream, i was like thinking,am i in a movie or something..Then Darth Vader said to us "I'm gonna kill you all"..Then someone said "Ni da mcm Jason dlm friday the 13th je..And yea,i laughed in my dream..
Everybody ran ard the skool..I was with Syakir at dat time n i was planning to find the rest of the guys..Syakir had to pee...I accompanied him..
While he was peeing,Darth Vader came out from the wall and chopped Syakir's dick..
I remembered clearly in my dream dat Syakir shouted "Argh!!..Sakit lah sial!!..
Then Darth Vader sliced his pants and he said "Nice butt you got there"..In my dream,i was thinking wether to laugh or run away before Darth Vader did something to me..
Yea i run and when i looked back,Darth Vader removed his mask..
I saw the person's face and guess who..It was Rio..
Stopped running and said "you gotta be kidding me,among all,Rio is Darth Vader"..
Ran to the canteen and saw Azlan,Hafiy and Sabit..They were eating their food..
Ran to them and said "Kau da terbiat?..Tgah ade massacre abey korg masei nga makan"..
They replied "Abey bell da ring,lagy2 da recess pe"...
Yea i noe,what a crazy dream i had..
Then Rio came out of nowhere..He sliced Hafiy's head..
Hafiy's head then landed on his food..When i look at his food,his head was gone..
All i saw was a cabbage..Its wad i saw and i wanted to laugh..
Me,Sabit and Azlan ran..Ran back to our classroom..
Inside the classroom,i saw Mr Aidil..He was like scolding me fo being late..
I took a seat and rest..Then Rio came and said "Gotcha"..
Rio was getting ready to kill me but then Mr Aidil pinched his cheeks..
Rio gave up and he sat next to me..
Then I woke up,laughed at myself and my mother came in the room..
She said dat Michael Jackson died from heart attack..
Then i told myself "Please let this be a dream"..
Ran to the living room and saw the latest news..I felt sad though..
I was just learning the song Billie Jean on the guitar and he died..
Damn..Very2 sad..Iman was sad too..
Then went for a haircut wif Hafiy and Sabit..Gonna miss my back long hair..Its was longer than my middle finger..During haircut,Hafiy sempat ejek..Then the person asked "who's turn is it?"..I turned ard to discuss wif Sabit..When i was just abt to turn ard,Sabit then point out his finger to me and said "This boy turn uh"..I was like WTH..Then said to Sabit "Korg ajar kau eh kau,aru nk discuss ngn kau"..He laughed and i laughed wif him..
After haircut,Sabit said dat my back hair is still long..Wah,so proud yea..
Head home,decided to do work with Sabit but cancelled coz i already promised Faheen dat i'm meeting him..
Lpak with Faheen,Sue and Khai..Gerek siol..Bnyk bende jady..
Kene marah ngn org pt tingkat 3,abey Khai remind us of the past..
Today is gone..I'm the only light that you see..You need someone..I know all you needed was me..
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